Stuff that’s pissing me off right about now
1. The seller still hasn’t signed and returned the contract. What the fuck is he waiting for? This bastard had the balls to write “time is of the essence” on the initial agreement and he’s done nothing but drag his fucking feet ever since. Fucker.
2. The guy who lives upstairs is constitutionally incapable of closing the front door. At least twice a week I come home to find it ajar. It’s not that hard. On your way out, grasp the knob and pull the door shut behind you. On your way in, grasp the knob, and push the door shut. Fucker.
3. My father says to me today - in a quiet, confidential tone - you know, you’re putting on weight. No shit! You think I hadn’t noticed? (this is where I’d like to say “fucker” but I won’t).
4. My mother starts in with the money my parents are gifting me. She feels bad because she’s not giving the same amount to my brother and sister. But, as her friend Moira always says, “there’s one that needs more.” She makes it sound like I’m forever asking for stuff. (this is another place where I’d like to say “fucker” but won’t.).
How was your Sunday?
